Concept hair.
Concept hair.
Concept hair.
Concept hair.
Final days with the mullet.
Geoff with a little business in the back.
A small animal that is aware of the condition attempts to eat off the excess hair as Geoff struggles to get away.
Geoffs condition causes him to attack small animals that have broken limbs with tentacle arms.
A little boy chases Geoff warning him of his condition.
Geoff in disbelief that this could happen to him.
The Mullet Madness has come to an end!!
Thanks to everyones generosity Geoff was able to cure his condition! Not only has he gotten a hair cut but we have not heard him bring up Maguyver in two weeks.
Things started to look up for Geoff right around his 30th birthday. Several people had sent him suggestions on how to style his mullet (seen to the left) and finally 3 days after his birthday his condition was cured by a miracle worker. As you can see Geoff is still a bit disoriented but his condition is really looking up. Thank you again for all your support during this difficult time.
History
In May 2007 Geoff Stearns moved to SF from NY. Soon after he developed a horrible condition which made him do silly things like grow a mullet. Out of love, a close member of his family created this site to help cure Geoffs condition. The first iteration of this site is posted below for historical purposes. Again, thank you everyone who helped.
to the Geoff Stearns removing the mullet fund.
Geoff Stearns moved to San Francisco from New York approximately 8 months ago. Upon arriving in San Francisco he felt different, there was something in San Francisco that was missing. It was his beloved barber in the East Village, Neighborhood Barbers.
He stumbled around San Francisco aimlessly looking for a suitable barber to cut his hair. He thougt he had found one but he was mistaken, he ended up with a bowl on his head. After his first attempt he vowed to never again have his hair cut in San Francisco.
It has now been 8 months since Geoff Stearns has gotten his hair cut. The transformation of his hair is astonishing. He now has a lot of business in the back (mullet) and has been known to frequently say 'Macgyver had a mullet, he's boss'. If you care enough about the declining state of Geoffs business in the back please take a moment to help. Each dollar donated will aid in helping Geoff get to New York to cure his condition.
Some facts about Geoff:
- He did not always have business in the back.
- The condition began when he moved to San Francisco.
- He is in desparate need of help, we're not sure how long he will last before he morphs in to Macgyver.
- Geoffs condition is growing stronger by the day, soon the business in the back will be controlling him.
A few dollars can go far, if you care to help Geoffs condition please